[War] News Flash: Leave it to the SUN

[Vampi Digitalwytch]

The SUN has received a copy of the autopsy report of the first Gentleman of
China and if he lived he would have some explaining to do!

The Autopsy of Hong Wen, revealed some shocking news that no one bothered to
tell the President Hong.

While the official cause of death is listed as severe cranial trauma
resulting in cerebral damage and necrosis of cerebral tissue with ancillary
causes of major diffuse internal haemorrhaging, major neurological trauma
secondary to traumatic event, cardiac and pulmonary failure.  The SUN
reports the part that the late Hong Wen was also a long time sufferer of
herpes simplex that had been treated on the sly with valacycovir which
contributed to a compromised immune system that may have exacerbated his
injuries sustained in the terrorist bombing attacks one month ago.

The SUN is also investigating the recent claims of a  Hsaio Weici and her
children that she has been the long time mistress of the late Hong Wen and
raised his love children in secret.  Ms. Hsaio is currently in hiding,
seeking asylum in the Swiss embassy.

-- 
--I know there are no lifeguards in the gene pool, but damn, there ought to
be at least a few sharks in the water.
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