[War_ooc] Announcement from your dictator.

[Patrick B]

Ok well I do have dictatorial powers on WAR, and let me put it that way

If there is any more jibes, jokes, or nasty commentary in actions in 
actions I will take out the d20 of DEATH.

Basically I roll it, and that happens to your country.

THe calamties go from

1) Boy band reunion concert in your country
2) Disco makes a comeback, your president is on youtube dancing to 
Staying Alive in an embarrasing speedo/wonderwoman underoos.
3) Sex scandal, complete with Chris Hansen showing up.
4) President gets rickrolled live on TV.
5) Vampi's choice.....
6) Vampi's movie collection choice....
7) Vampi's movie colleciton choice.... INCLUDING all forms of 
Exploitation and Giallo.
8) Wild card.....
9) Burning man takes place in your capital, country smells like 
Patchouli for a month,
10) Hot Topic opens a store, Mallgoths everwhere and the stink of Clove 
Cigarettes.
11) Country's treasury gets taken in 419 scam
12) the classic ebola monkey
13) George Romero style Zombie outbreak
14) Ragemonkeys....ever seen 28 days later?
15) Mongol Horde hits your country
16) Return of the Living Dead Zombie outbreak
17) President caught with goat....wearing a dress
18) Potpurri, basically I google the phrase horror from the deep first 
thing hits, hits you
19) Godzilla
20) In darkest R'yleh Cthulu sleeps dreaming to wake.....